In the Rain and Insane

Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Well, obviously the dinosaur.

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Mom:
I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends:
How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents:
Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School:
Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.